Tip #13: Wait your turn.
I only see one person working here, which means there is only one line. Don’t cut. I’m not going to fucking help you. I really don’t care what you have to say. I’m just going to ignore you until it’s your turn. No bitch, you ain’t more important than anyone else, so walk your ass [...]
Tip#12: Learn how to operate a bathroom.
At some in your life you will need to venture out into the world without someone holding your hand. Please don’t make me your first stop. I really don’t have time to teach you how to operate the bath tub. If you turned it on I’m sure you can figure out how to turn it [...]
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